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Mongaup Pong, New York. (October 2013)

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Yue Minjun is a contemporary Chinese artist based in Beijing, China. He is best known for oil paintings depicting himself in various settings, frozen in laughter. He often challenges social and cultural conventions by depicting objects and even political issues in a radical and abstract manner. See More Images »

Best Yelp Review...EVER!

I found this review for my favorite sandwich shop, Voltaco’s in South Jersey. In the post below the reviewer forgives her scumbag ex-boyfriend for all the bad stuff he’s done to her, all because he bought her a sandwich from this shop. The power of good sandwich will do that I guess.

“Dear Horrible, Worst Ever Ex-Boyfriend,

You cheated on me and told me about it. You ate copious quantities of prescription painkillers in order to “drink less”.

Your girlfriend before me took her bed back, so we slept on the pull-out couch for months. You blatantly stole a hand-blown glass art object a friend made for me, and I had to rummage your shit to get it back.

Despite all of these things, I look back upon our short relationship with affection. How could such a thing be possible, you wonder?

You introduced me to Voltaco’s. You took me there and bought me a sandwich, made on Atlantic City Bakery bread, and guided me to a world of unparalleled eating at the shore.

For this, I owe you. So I forgive your mean mouth, cheatin’ heart, and addiction to lying and Oxycontin.

Thank you, Ex-Boyfriend. I mean it.”

IN YOUR FACE BRO!

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